True story. Pub at lunchtime. One of the lads on my team had a dental appt next Tuesday.

He's sat there tucking into an absolutely chonka burger, and the tricky tooth he's got the appointment to see if it can be saved SPLITS RIGHT IN HALF sat there in the pub. Literally half the tooth hanging off the gum. Motherf**ker just chews on the other side of his mouth until he's done, sups up his pint, and whoosh, he's off to the emergency toothquack. He reckons root canal work done years ago meant that he had no nerve endings left under that tooth, which is how it didn't hurt like all buggery.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 10, 20:16:33