and still less likely to kill other people than when a car or van driver does the same

the other day i followed father christmas* through Barton into Comberton as he drove on completely the wrong side of the road as he was too intent on looking at his bloody phone

*it's the geezer that does santa's grotto at the local village fairs

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Oct 9, 12:04:39

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