Ooh, no.

I do hate spiders, but I don't kill them. I don't even kill flies; despite being woken by one last night, I tried to usher the f**ker out the window, but it must have been the stupidest fly in the world as it kept coming back in. Div. Maybe it just wanted to be my friend, but its incessant buzzing annoyed me so much, I listened to a podcast about Napoleon on headphones rather than kill the little c**t.

Posted By: Garry Brooke, Aug 29, 08:48:52