Why did someone have to go and mention Jonjo Shelvey? I was having a good day until then

Although these Wiki facts are funny: Shelvey fell down a staircase as a baby, one of several childhood traumas which he believes could have caused the alopecia which caused his hair loss. He was prescribed a cream and told to sleep in a woolly hat for a month in order to combat it, but abandoned treatment because of the discomfort it caused.
After his marriage, Shelvey advertised for a live-in chef, who would receive an annual salary of £65,000

Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Aug 17, 10:06:05