Joke of the day

OK, while we?re in the zone:



A teacher asks her class to use the word ' contagious '.



Roland, the class geek, gets up and says ?Last year I got measles and my mum said it

was contagious ".



?Well done, Roland ?says the teacher.? Can anyone else try? ".



Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, ?My grandma says

there's a bug going round, and it's highly contagious ".



?Well done, Katie ?says the teacher, ?Anyone else??













Little Irish Shaun O'Brien jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Da says " It will take the contagious ".

Posted By: pants, Mar 14, 10:29:54