Thanks for that DJW - great read! My thoughts:

1) Why surnames for everyone apart for Ffion? Nick swapped from ‘Nick’ in the opening paragraph to ‘Heyhoe’ in the next bit. Did everyone get to pick? Or do boys like using surnames? I’m not fussed but when I read surnames, I do it in that Harry Enfield voice (‘I admire Thomas with her witty tweets and her championing of literacy in her writing for children, but if she came round here...)

2) Can Nick do our team talk every week please?

3) Strongly disagree with ‘Parsley’. Can’t see Farke wanting to move anywhere warm - not with his love of overcoats.

4) You are all so upbeat! - even Tom! What a contrast to last season’s preview. It’s such a golden time to be a Norwich fan and it’s especially perfect right now before we’ve kicked off and no dreams have been shattered.

5) I’ve been loving reading my copy of the fanzine (although if I’d waited a few days i might have got some stickers with it, but then maybe I’d have missed the final copy - them’s the breaks). It turns out I’m a rubbish fan according to the quiz at the back!

6) Where is Jumbo?

Posted By: Bravo win or die, Aug 5, 11:29:28