Have heard of women marrying inanimate objects...well

I'm expressing my love for an Oypla Electrical 12" 3 Speed Oscillating Electric Desk Fan. I'll be taking it to bed tonight for a cuddle to get me off to sleep. No sex as I haven't married it yet and I'm a traditionalist. Mrs Splat can keep her distance in this heat unless she's up for a threesome....once I'm a Polygamist.

Posted By: Old Splat, Jul 24, 19:40:19