NOT ONE SINGLE MOTORWAY in this country has signs warning you not to stop in the middle lane get out a table and have a picnic. NOT A SINGLE ONE.
Also there are NO warnings on kitchen knives about sticking them into your own eyeballs. NOT A SINGLE ONE.
And just how many food processors explicitly warn you not to crouch over them and lower your meat and two veg into the chamber while any attachment - even the dough hook - is operating at high angular velocity?
It's a disgrace. They should start with roads near schools. Every one should have signs every ten yards saying don't put a blindfold on and walk in this road. They can build up from there.
Posted By: Yurik Hunt, Jul 17, 17:22:41
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