Was speaking to a kid the other day about Neymar.

He asked if I was going to buy some Diesel EDT seeing as Neymar's now endorsing it. I basically said 'no, he's a prick', but the kid thinks he's cool; he's actually got a PSG shirt, but at least it's got Mbappé on it. He then asked me why I think Neymar's a t**t, so I told him I think he's a diving, cheating, privileged w**ker who seems to think he's bigger than the game and probably tries to suck his own cock in the mirror.
The kid just said: 'Oh right. I bet you want all his money though...' FFS.

Posted By: Garry Brooke, May 29, 09:30:02