i've got a box of russian caravan tea he can have

it was in a christmas hamper, it seems a shame to bin it when it could go to a good home. in other exciting hamper news someone got us a little hamper from Sandringham as a gift, what an absolute pile of s**te, if you are reading this HM The Queen, have a f**king good hard look at the s**t they are ripping your subjects off with, if your footstoolman served you up that slice of christmas cake you'd drop the c**t I swear. Fuck knows what foreign tourists make of it. Sort it out your majesty.

*whatever russian caravan tea is.

Posted By: Tombs, Feb 11, 19:45:03