FAO Sturt Webber: Leeds away ideas

1. Dragster style flames painted on the team bus
2. Mad Max Fury Road style guitar player hanging off a bungee on the back of the bus
3. Replace all the standard shirt numbering and lettering with Skaldic Runes.
4. Warpaint for all. Shitloads of it.
5. Sacrifice Jarvis in the dugout and give his head to their captain in lieu of the trad. pendant swap
6. Goosestepping
7. Do a fat goal right up their end really hard and really early.
8. Timewasting, snide fouls and crying to the ref from the first second.
9. Have someone s**t themselves on the pitch and wipe their bum lineker style on the turf early doors. Potentially during the warm up, to set our stall out.
10. Ear cupping.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jan 22, 08:23:45