Things I can imagine Peter Thorne doing:

* Sitting on his fat arse eating crisps, possibly while watching Loose Women
* Standing in line at the Post Office to cash his pension, complaining to anyone who will listen about how the Sixties are responsible for all the ills of modern society
* Looking for his Magic Hat
* Writing an angry letter to the Daily Mail about how it's no longer possible to watch television without it "being ruined by that fashionable background music" (particularly during Loose Women)
* Tugging someone's shirt and then angrily denying it
* Walking alone on the Yorkshire Moors on a dark, windy evening
* Falling comically on his arse

Things I can't imagine Peter Thorne doing:

* Scoring a goal of breathtaking quality against the eventual Champions of Europe

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 2, 20:16:33