My mate Brian had one, was very jealous until he found out on numerous occasions that the

diameter of the front wheel meant that it fitted perfectly into the curved drain covers which were positioned every 100 feet or so on every single road in the village.

...over the top he goes again! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Used to take us ages to go to the shops. He had lots of scabs.

(You don't really see scabs any more do you? Or white dog s**t)

Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 1, 16:41:47