Totally understand lambert if he takes the job but if he does,

I’ll want them to go down even more than I do currently and I’m not sure that’s even possible.

Twat them 8-0 at the carra. Rhodes 5 goals. Krul scores from a good as the scum keeper swipes at air as the ball kicks over a divet. Cantwell and the full backs run the show. Idah scores the other two goals. Finish with a solid 5 mins of Olés as we ponce it around with flicks, farts and fannies while they are huffing around chasing ghosts, then sub on oliveira for 30 seconds with the sole task of celebrating like a mad Man City assistant coach in front of the Ipswich bench and the fans before getting a red card and a standing ovation.

And appoint grant holt as honorary coach for the day so at the whistle he could approach lambert for a handshake and then swipe the hand back and repeat his belly laugh right at lambert’s face.

I don’t ask for much. That would do for me.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Oct 25, 22:46:47