He's very inconsistent, and not as brave as Dre

One of his poems says "I ain't saying she a goldigga" and then NOT ONE MINUTE LATER says "she a goldigga". As if he can't make his mind up. It's probably supposed to evince the inherent uncertainty in the quantum realm, reimagined to scales of our own perception. Schroedinger's Goldigga, if you will. However I think it misses this mark considerably and just leaves him sounding inconsistent and incoherent.

Clearly, then, an intellectual heavyweight. But not nearly as brave as Dr Dre, who in one of his spoken word masterpieces proclaims: "if you don't like me, blow me!" Leaving aside the improbable contention that he was requesting someone with whom he was on less than amicable terms to help cool him down during a particularly hot summer, a more likely interpretation is that he is extending an invitation to anyone not enamoured of him to perform fellatio.

To paraphrase Joey Ramone: he wants to be fellated.

However, the act of fellatio unavoidably involves the placing of ones gentleman parts near the mouth of the other party. Unless the other party had been very dentally unfortunate, there is surely the risk that Dre might sustain a member-ending injury should this person - reasonably assumed functionally denticulated - decide to clamp their jaws together forcibly.

Dre cannot be insensible to this danger: notwithstanding, he issues his invitation. Courage indeed, if not more than a little foolhardy.

Posted By: Old Man, Oct 11, 21:12:55