Well there was all this mushy sleety stuff

that clearly rendered any visit to Old Sarum impossible.

I mean, who'd have expected any kind of precipitation in England?

And obviously the Very Much Heterosexual Manly Kind Of Man that Russia exclusively produces can't reasonably be expected to be able to cope with a sixteenth of an inch of mud. Let's be reasonable here.

Nothing whatever obviously taking-the-piss-level utter bollocks about what they're saying at all. Nothing to see here. Move on.

Posted By: Old Man, Sep 13, 16:13:19