I'll tell whats good and bad at the same time

You're girlfriend giving you the most amazing blowjob you've ever received, while you try not to think about how she got so good.

Vomiting
Sucks at first, but you feel amazing once it's done.

you and your wife are watching TV and there is a power failure. After awhile they are bored and you to your wife, “Let’s play a game: tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” To which your wife replies, “Ok. Your dick is bigger than all your friends’.”

Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Sep 10, 09:25:49