please tell me you're having a joke!!!

i can honestly say as a half fit 19 year old playing semi decent football, i could wipe the floor with that sorry excuse for a footballer. have seen ocean liners turn with greater ease. is pish in the air in every game ive seen as well. slow. prances around like a gazelle the way he kicks his toes into the ground when running. appears lost on the pitch which is worrying for an international, no matter which country. honestly, give any half decent striker 10minutes with him on a training pitch and things would be embarassing

Posted By: chessingtoncanary, Feb 27, 23:31:01