WHACKETY-WHACK! BINGO BONGO BANGO! MASSIVE ALARM NOISE! AROOOOGAH! AND A BOMB BANG!

Whoop, there it is! There it is!

11-60 on the corner of Boot Binders and Clickers, mind altering drug-related arse stabbing and gunshot wounds to the calf, officer in need of assistance, I repeat - officer in need of assistance!

My darling, turgid plums, my poor, wrinkly boys!

Number fifty-four
The house with the bamboo door
Bamboo roof and bamboo walls
They've even got a bamboo floor

You must get to know Soho Joe
He runs an Expresso
Called the house of bamboo

It's a made of sticks
Sticks and bricks
But you can get your kicks
In the house of bamboo

WHACK

IT

IN

THERE!

Squeeze it in that sentence son, push it in there sonny Jim.

Posted By: tehwatch, Aug 21, 13:53:38

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