Takes the ball across to the other side.
Couple of needless bounces.
Digs turf with boot.
Waves the full back upfield.
Bangs studs on post.
Good old rummage in the old nose
Maybe an aborted run up if he's really in the mood.
Only then will he finally club the c**t up the field.
Pretty much got it all.
Posted By: Curnster, Jul 23, 19:00:14
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