Dunno what it was but one managed to get me from

head to toe once. That day went like this on way to work:

1) walk 20 mins to train station. Get there and station is closed off for another hour cos somebody jumped. Call work and say I’ll be late. Walk home.
2) walk to station. Almost there and realise I’ve left wallet at home with rail card in it. Walk home.
3) walk back to station. Get only nosebleed of my entire adult life. Blood on shirt. Walk home, clean up and change
4) walk back to station. Bird s**ts on me from head to toe. One clear line of while s**t. Most impressive targeting. Call work and tell them something is telling me I shouldn’t come to work today. I’m working from home.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:16:19