Just been down the Hotel Klosterpforte

Sombre scenes. Farke has had the pool drained and refilled it with cut grass, he's had pitch markings applied onto the concourse around the restaurant, put a defensive wall cut out in the doorway to the bar and the lads have to wear their GPS sports bras 24-7 for 'monitoring purposes'. I'd say another opening day 0-5 bumming is on the cards, followed by a classic NCFC power move of signing a big beefy bastard for £3m to shore our s**t up.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jul 15, 06:44:59