An Update on Fanny-Towels - from Friday.

On Friday we discussed the ins and outs of Fanny Towels etc

I have done some more research and have come up with some more crude terms for these feminine devices.

One quotes from classic literature "Pride and Predjudice", Chapter 14 , paragraph 3

Lord Ashcroft: I say Tomkins, is Lady Ashcroft joining me for tea?

Tomkins: I am afraid not Sir, she is otherwise engaged.

Lord Ashcroft: Damn it man, I was expecting her in the drawing room at 4pm.

Tomkins: I apologise Sir. She is in her chamber, changing her Cunt-plug.

Lord Ashcroft: *ahem*

Tomkins: More tea Sir ?

Posted By: Snakey, Feb 25, 20:13:46