i really hope i don't get reincarnated as a bat then

literally, first up, I'd be as f**king blind as a bat so thats causing me a lot of problems already. secondly, I'd have to locate my grub by sonar alone and I'm already useless at finding the eggs in supermarkets and eventually end up doing about 5k trawling the aisles as the signage is abysmal. thirdly, all that hanging around, not liking the hanging around at the best of times. I do hope I get reincarnated as an Alaskan Brown Bear. Apex predator so no funny business. Solid 6 months winter kip followed by gorgeing on returning spawning salmon then loads of sex and back to bed. lovely.

Posted By: Tombs, Jun 27, 21:21:11