here you go

***SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY ***

Dear Commander HR Squad,

I am writing to you formally under the GENEVA CONVENTION to lodge an OFFICIAL grievance against David Brent and Colin Hunt who have been literally ANNOYING ME.

I retain my human right to remain anonymous under the 1793 Sneaky Little Shit Act and request that you summarily terminate the contract of both these f**kers IMMEDIATELY or I will take it directly to ESTHER RANTZEN.

Lots of love,

essexcanaryOTBC!!!!

Posted By: Tombs, Jun 6, 14:45:24