I got stopped by the filth the other day, and the copper came to the car

and saw ducks on the backseats, and the policeman told me to take them to the zoo

Next day he stopped me again, and saw the same ducks in the back covered in sand and stuff

He said to me "didn't I tell you to take them to the zoo?"

Me "yeah, and I did, but they wanted to go to the beach today"

Posted By: pants, Feb 24, 12:28:01