PM: Danders

Mission complete mate, I just sent off a plain brown parcel avec the bureau de poste containing:

1 x Wesprogramme

&

1 x copy of todays EDP (Wes edition)

To help with recognition I have marked it up in block caps:

PRIORITY CONSIGNMENT
PACKAGE CONTAINS: ADULT ENTERTAINMENT DOLL INSTRUCTION MANUAL & CDs

This will ensure that your wife doesn't open it in error and wonder what tf you've been up to.

😂

Posted By: Tombs, Apr 30, 15:42:03