Some duck jokes for you

Q: What does a duck like to eat with soup ?

A: Quackers!

Q: Why do ducks fly south for the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?

A: It quacks up!

Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping?

A: "Put it on my bill!"

Q: What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?

A: Why, that's a difference of a pinion!

Posted By: DDiM, Feb 24, 11:36:56