I had the best/worst paper round ever

my day to day paper round was to deliver the papers to two TWO (2) ✌️ hotels in the town. That was it, doddle. Took me about ten mins to pick the papers, baggem up and peddle of to hotels. Downside to it was if a lad didn't turn in then the owner of the shop would deliver the hotel papers and I'd have to be a stunt double for the idle little s**tbags tardiness and do their round. This invariably happened when it was tipping it down or snowing and of course I didn't know the round and it would take forever to mark up the f**karsing papers and after a while of this bloody nonsense I handed in my notice and went to work in one of the hotels stocking the bars with beers and soft drinks. That was the end of my career in journalism. That didn't last long as the money was crap so I got a job as a meat porter in a local meat factory. THOSE WOMEN!!!

Posted By: Tombs, Apr 26, 18:08:00