My next-door neighbour is building a duck pen at the bottom of his garden at the moment.

Not getting very far, 'cos he's a grade-A hash smoker. Been building it for about three weeks now, and not finished.

Will be good when he's finished though, little duckies running about the pen, waddling in and out of their ickle hut and swimming in their ickle pond.

Might get a few free eggs too.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Feb 24, 10:36:41