We will s**t the league next year. 15 goals from Dennis and

25 from the nippy goalpoacher we pick up with part of the 70m we get for madderz the diving bastard.

Todd cantwell gets brought into the side in October and becomes a regular in hum games with his creativity assisting goals for the two strikers and Adam Idah who comes off the bench now and again and bangs in a 5 minute hat trick at Preston, starts referring himself in the third person, is bought in January for 25m by arsenal manager Jose Mourinho, and after his debut 40 yard corker announces “they wanted Adam so I gave them Adam”.

Remi Matthews, Jamal Lewis and Kenny McLean join Ben Godfrey in the team of the year.

Oh ok. I know. We will finish 10th.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 20:33:09