Right, listen in. This is my specialist subject

Your mission should you choose to accept it.

Start Duke of Wellington then Fat Cat brewery tap.. from here you may want to slip into The Whalebone..

Now you're getting oiled you can head to Magdalen street. On the way you may like to try The Artichoke, I'm hearing that it's much improved these days.

Now time to head down Magdalen Street. The Kings Head. A proper pub, No Pool table, no juke box, no carpet and best of all no f**king lager. The Plaster's and The Leopard are the other side of the flyover.

By this time you will be well out of you tree. It then becomes every man or woman for themselves to remember how to get home.

Good luck.

Posted By: emmaroyds, Apr 20, 11:23:22