if you go down the woods today

be sure and plan your route. we were walking through thetfud forest this afternoon we get approached by an elderly couple looked about 70+ the feller comes up to me and says "you couldn't help me out could you please?" sure no probs "we seem to have got a little lost, is this the correct way back to Brandon?" gets my phone out and dings in Brandon "yes it's 5 and a bit miles that way but if you want our car is over there we'll give you a lift back" no big deal so me and the feller walk on and are chatting s**t and the blokes wife and mine walk on a way behind as it turns out the lady was cream crackered. We drop them off in Brandon and I said to my wife they looked a bit desperate so I thought why not offer them a lift and my missus says well she said that they set out at 8 this morning, f**kern warz we picked them up at gone three no wonder they were desperate. fair play to the old boy he offered me some petrol money but i declined as my car is diesel. i bet there was some world class barneying action before they bumped into us.

Posted By: Tombs, Apr 15, 16:40:15