I'm still not convinced by the ROBOMOwer fad

What's to stop the neighbours goth kid hacking my device and cutting a cock and balls into my lawns? Even if I had the ££££ fae the robot in the first place.

Plus I quite like mowing. Put the Prodigy first album on my Walkman and shuffle my way around high on flashbacks while huffing eau d'grass cuttings and petrol fumes.

Up yours Skynet!

Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Apr 14, 14:50:56

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