Me: Printer, I'd like to print this document

Printer: Fuck off I'm washing my hair, you'll have to wait till I've finished.

Me: How long is that going to take?

Printer: Who knows.

Me: Hurry up please.

Printer: Here it comes, oh no, wait a bit longer, I've got to wipe my arse now.

Me: I'll smash your face in in a minute if you don't hurry up.

Printer: If that is your attitude I'm just going to sit here and make the noises you associate with me printing stuff but I'm not actually going to print the thing you are waiting for.

Me: *Ends life*

Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 11, 13:27:09