FAO Archeristas (spoilers)

Thank goodness Shula has left Alastair. He doesn’t yet realise how lucky he is. Surely it will now dawn on him that he has essentially been married to a sack of self-pity tied up with PMT? Imagine the first thing you heard every morning was Shula’s nasal whine firing itself up for another day of passive-aggressive poor-little-me snowflakery (must be like being Mrs avenging canary come to think of it 😋). Can’t believe he lasted so long. Hope he runs wild and has weekend-long, coke-fuelled, tudders-style sex parties with Anisha and sixteen Bulgarian fruit pickers.

Posted By: Old Git, Mar 15, 18:04:57