Toss off some pancetta

in two lugs of your fourth best ultraslut olive oil, add some f**king pine nuts and brown, remove from the f**king pan, take the first squirrel, clean it then cut round a foot and the fur kind of peels off, take the head and tail and then brown rapidly in the pan, six to eight squirrels in the f**king creuset, top up with some rabbit stock add the f**king pancetta, pine nuts, a f**king fistful of thyme, couple of bay leaves f**king scrunched up like a scummer's hopes of ever, ever being alive on the day Ipswich win a game of f**king football against Norwich again, dribble of s**t chardonnay, f**king creuset that mother until the stock's almost all gone, season some f**king flour, turn the f**king squiggles over in the flour, brown quickly, dip in some f**king egg and breadcrumbs and BAKE THE CUNT IT'S NOT HARD IS IT SAVES SO MUCH FUCKING FAT IT'S UNTRUE and the types of people who go to KFC in the first place will never know it's not f**king chicken.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Feb 20, 19:37:07