bollocks to football, Politics: I've devised a plan to save the nation pot brexit

Apparently it is super difficult for the young generation to be able to save up enough moolah for a deposit on a house. This situation is often compounded by burdensome university loan debt. Years ago this situation did not occur as people got free further education and to mark this event I've decided to back charge all the people that had free further education at the fair rate of £9k for each year they spent farting about smoking dope and give that to the yoofs so they can afford a deposit. This will get the old economy moving a treat I've done the sums and it all stacks up.

Chancellor of the exchecker me. Now go back to your constituencies and prepare for government.

Posted By: Tombs, Feb 19, 15:01:02