A joke...

A doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "Sod it, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the bathroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realised his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on the side of the motorway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his trousers and started to beat one off. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his trouser leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What f**k are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

The copper says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 09:42:04