worse one i ever did was the 21st birthday of the heir to JCB. They did one of the cow sheds on the family estate out to look like a bond villain's lair and stunt men abseiled out of the roof only to be shot by the birthday boy in a white tuxedo.
the evening ended with all his friends projectile vomiting from all the free booze and the youngest daughter having a tantrum because dad wouldn't let her use the helicopter to go to the garage to buy fags..
the only good point was boy george DJing and calling them all c**ts from the DJ booth - he was leaning out and giving them two fingers and shouting CUNTS and the top of his voice...
Posted By: Joe Strimmer, Feb 11, 12:09:59
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