Right, shut the f**king internet

You whisked your new bride away to ...

*pause*

Venice

*slightly longer pause to tee up the next pause*

and took her to ...

*the next pause*...

an Indian restaurant

*repeats initial pause*

and spent the evening stalking "celebs"? 😳

#peaklarrald

Posted By: Tombs, Feb 9, 08:18:02