It's on the Heathrow flight path

Get some good thick twine and tie yourself to the undercarriage of a convenient 777 and then using the sharp knife you also purchased at Thorns, cut swiftly as you zoom over. You might want to take a bed sheet to act as a parachute to slow down the final jump. If you land in the centre circle they'll think you're the red arrows and give you a big round of applause.

Posted By: camcan, Jan 23, 14:52:13