Spends most of the game with long balls hoofed up to him, which he has to somehow bring down on his chest, because no one makes runs for a flick on or is close enough for a knock down.
Then he has to close down three centre backs by himself, running himself into the ground, all to get just one chance a game if he's lucky, which he's criticised if he doesn't score.
Posted By: Mecagoenti, Jan 20, 16:55:53
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