haha good one, here's my pissing in the street story

I'd been to a party and was wandering home through a neighbourhood with a few embassies and desperately needed a piss, but this being Chile, there aren't any public bogs anywhere and there's a mandatory fine for slashing in the street, so I took cover behind a kiosk and began pissing against it.

Next thing I know, a door has suddenly opened in the "kiosk" and a policeman steps out into my stream of piss whilst flicking his telescopic metal baton to full length.

I turned around and legged it.

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 19, 20:15:06