Belated Brits gossip...

BRITS presenter Chris Evans must have had a 'tummy upset' on Wednesday night after the show. He was spotted frantically scratching at a toilet cubicle door trying to get in.

Ginger paranormal-pursuer Gillian Anderson crashed one of the Paul Weller tables. She had BO so bad that one guest describer her as "smelling like Pat Butcher's gym kit".

The scarlet-haired scarlet woman would not leave Weller's 17-year-old son alone.

Spotted: semen-soused scion Paris Hilton playing with her diamante-encrusted Blackberry all night. She looked like hen trying to operate an ATM.

KT Tunstall was given a ?20,000 gibson as a reward for being fabulous at her aftershow party. Incidentally, a mole snuck a look under her keyboard player's kilt. He is said to have a cock the size of a double value can of Right Guard.

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Feb 20, 09:30:12