Argos is the God of shopping, I love it

It's a massive FUCK YOU to conventional shops, let's throw what humanity has learned about shopkeeping out the window and create a ridiculous willy wonka way of operating our business with elves and conveyor belts. We laugh in the face of technology and continue to obliterate millions of acres of rainforest with a catalogue so big they've almost become a two man lift. We've scoured the region for the most disinterested staff and we still stamp receipts and retain copies in ledgers that we send to head office in a van. Argos you are bloody marvellous don't ever change. Until you go into receivership.

Posted By: Tombs, Jan 11, 10:34:18