IS LOZ OFF? Absence of regular poster causes Twitter frenzy

Transfer watchers noted early today that Loz, WOTB transfer market playmaker and key to their hopes of staying informed this window, failed to report for training.

This unheard of event caused Twitter user spottygaz to say “I reckon he’s off to the Oink Un, they need a transfer playmaker”. By lunch 24 other halfwits has posted similarly inane speculation and it is now firmly established that Loz is dropping down the leagues so that WOTB can free up some much needed bandwidth before Ben’s parachute payments run out.

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 10, 13:34:27