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I once went to look at a house that was for sale along that main road.

A woman answered the door, quickly hid her webcam and did up her dressing gown. I can't remember what the house was like other than a semi and there was room to extend at the back.

As we left, I gave the house a look up and down and waved goodbye in that 'I don't want it cos it's massively overpriced but I don't want to hurt the owners feelings' kind of house hunting wave goodbye sort of way.

I then noticed the chippy. "That's handy" I thought, I might now want to buy that there house.

I did a quick scan inside the chippy and noticed the lack of artisan bread options for a chip butty. I wouldn't ever order a chip butty of course but it would be nice to know the option would be there if they used artisan bread made with flour discovered on a shipwreck from the time of boudica.... which they didn't so I didn't buy the house.

Posted By: Larry Hagman, Jan 9, 23:40:23