i've got loads of bruises on my arm mate

me and my best friend put it on and haven't laughed in ages

My other mate wouldn't watch it saying we shouldn't laugh at things like that

We turned it over after half an hour of it. and my mate came over and started hitting me "I can't believe you find things like that funny, you're such a nice lad, I can't believe you"

Couldn't stop laughing though. So we turned it over, and what was on the other side "100 orgasms a day"

Disgusted mate "yes, your not laughing at that either, its about people that have uncontrollable orgasms whilst walking down the street"

Whilst in hysterics, this lad came away from the fruit machine, read the paper on the table and just before he went left page 3 open and went to me "I tell you what, if my daughter looked like that, I'd still be bathing her now"

Tried to calm down by having a game of snooker, but when I went to play a shot, just before I did my best mate went "t t twin towers", *foul*

Posted By: pants, Feb 17, 09:54:19