Joke

> A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
> informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.
> The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as
> well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is
> now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar,
> tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest,
> strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on
> curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy
> takes his first sip of alcohol. Whoop! A torso pops out! The bar is
> dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked,
begs his son to drink again.
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his

> head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The
> father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons
> chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.
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> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
> down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs
> pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and
> tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles
> to the left... then to the right... right through the front door, into

> the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
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>> (Are you ready?)
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>> (don't hate me)
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>> "He should have quit while he was a head!"

Posted By: conker, Feb 16, 11:18:14